Thursday, April 17, 2008

9/11 Was Not Done By Terrorists

That's right...'deceased' rapper Christopher "Notorious B.I.G." Wallace is to blame for the World Trade Center attacks.

In his 1994 single, Juicy, Wallace raps "Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade". Now, common sense would say he's talking about the 93 bombing, right?

Well, Biggie was rapping about the future.

Biggie wanted to know if he or 2Pac was more loved. So he decided he would kill 2Pac, and fake his death. If Pac was more loved than him after they were both gone, he'd extract his revenge on America (Blowing up the Trade Centers) but if he (Biggie) was more loved, than he'd come out of hiding and embrace the country and he could say that the line in Juicy was about the 93 bombing, so as to cover his elaborate plans.

He set up 2Pac so that he would be jumped and killed in 94. Pac survived, so Biggie had to delay faking his own death. When Pac died in 1996, Biggie could then carry out his plan.

After a few years, he realized 2Pac was more popular. Biggie, hungry and bitter, called up some of his friends in the Middle East (How he got these contacts I haven't quite figured out yet) and they orchestrated the attacks.

Biggie and Osama are now off in some cave blazing up indo and laughing an evil twisted laugh at the destruction they've caused.

9/11: CASE CLOSED

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